+ ♥ +Death in a movie?
Finding out I’m moving?
Feeling lonelier than anything?
Get a good grade on a test?
i think i need a towel.
…….oh, word?
Seconded. Holy mother of god.
welp.
Me gusta.
I hope that this does not make anyone uncomfortable when I post it, but it got me hot and bothered. This is for those out there who like to eat pussy or read about people eating pussy.
Oh my~~~
mother of god….
hnng.
THANK YOU. On behalf of all women.
The weather report says there will be a huge snow/ice storm headed your way. You’ve heard this story a million times, and all you can think is
Then you realize that it’s getting slick outside, but still nothing major.
Then you realize your car is a sheet of ice…
Then your power goes out, taking the internet… AND TUMBLR… with it…
The weather guys were right… it is Snowmageddon… Mother Nature?
on the outside you’re like:
on the inside you’re like:
+ ♥ +At first you’re like:
Then they come back:
And you’re all:
+ ♥ +“Mom! You were so love struck…and horny”
and i’ll be like..
“Geez mom, you hated a lot of bitches”
and i’ll be like..
“Mom? What IS air?”
and i’ll be like..
“Mom, they have unicorns back then?!”
and i’ll be like..
“Mom, You were so WEIRD”
and i’ll be like..
“Mom, i finally understand why you’re you”
yep. :D
+ ♥ +In the morning:
You had to get up for school and saw sweet couples:
You went to class, and your crush greeted you a HAPPY VALENTINES:
Only to realize that your crush greets everyone he/she meets along the way:
Dismissal time, still hoping for a surprise:
You went home dissapointed:
but when you checked TUMBLR, the feeling was like:
