When you stare at the computer for so long and realize you haven’t blinked in 20 minutes and your eyes are dry as fuck.
That awkward moment when your teacher says “find a partner”…
+ ♥ +And you have no friends in that class so you’re like…
And then you’re like “can I work alone”?
And he says yes. So you pretend you’re too cool to work in partners and you look like…
But inside you’re like…
when you are writing something and it sucks, so you angrily throw the paper but it floats awkwardly and doesn’t go anywhere.
When you’re trying to make a funny face but still stay cute.
+ ♥ +Oh my gosh hahahaha. 11,000+ notes? That’s crazy. I’m still laughing. That’s my favorite shirt by the way. I carry my phone and money in it and I buy things just so I can unzip the mouth. Then apologize to the cashier for there being (non existent) drool on my debit card.Expectations:
Reality:
Yeah, my gif.
The awkward moment when someone says something to you for the fifth time and you still don’t know what they said.
They’re like:
And you’re like:
Then they’re like:
I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS. awkward x 10000000.
+ ♥ +
so i had a dream last night that russell brand was trying to have sex with all the female members of my family. awkwarddd!
but he was pretty chill in the dream, aside from having a raging sex drive. which i imagine is exactly how he is in real life.
When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet.
You:
Them:
STORY OF MY LIFE~
seriously, this just happened to me like 30 seconds ago. and EVERY DAY.
oh well.
